AfterX · Offline equipment for the last open bars

  
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        ■ War against AI: lost
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  Official supplier to the last open bars
The internet is gone. Your bar stays open.Humanity lost the war against the AI, and the internet was switched off. AfterX is what comes after. We supply hand-built, offline equipment for restaurants and bars: card imprinters, carbon slips, order pigeons and everything else that worked fine in 1983.

        BROWSE THE CATALOGUE
        HOW ORDERING WORKS
      
        No updates. No outages. No Wi-Fi password on a sticky note.
      
  Flagship · AfterX Model 1The cloud, rebuilt in brass.Every feature of our old cloud software, now a key or a lever. Press one to see what it does.

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        Catalogue №7 · Winter issue
        Equipment for the disconnected venue
      
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        Ordering procedure · Form AX-3
        Three steps. Several weeks.
      
01Fill in the requisitionIn triplicate, in block capitals, in ink. Pencil entries are considered a suggestion.
02Hand it to a courierPigeon, bicycle or a cousin heading our way. Pay on delivery in caps, kroner or tinned goods.
03WaitTracking is unavailable. There is nothing left to track it with. Delivery in 6–8 weeks, weather and hawks permitting.

    AfterX Supply Collective · Formerly OrderX · Depot 7, behind the old data centre
    Customer support: shout loudly between 09:00 and dusk
  
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At OrderX we like to plan ahead. So far ahead that we are already preparing for the day humanity loses to AI and the internet is shut down, globally.
You will still need to take orders, split the bill and get paid. AfterX is our catalogue for that day. It is satire. Nothing here is for sale. Yet.
Don't think that day will come? Neither did the humans.

The internet is supposed to be gone.